Oh Lawd!! Actual conversation that just happened in this household. Me: (to squatch) You need to bring down your uniform to be washed...it cant be smelling good at the moment. Squatch: Naw, its fine. Me: Ya might wanna smell the pits, up close and personal like....cause Im sure everyone else can... Squatch: How do you think I attract female squatches? Thought that ran through my head....please, PLEASE dont let him pass gas or burp in front of some girl....O.M.G!
Posted on: Mon, 07 Apr 2014 21:15:44 +0000
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