Oh Maiden Unfair (My two-year-old daughter, my husband, and I are all together at a renaissance festival. We are all in costume, but in separate styles. My daughter is a fairy, and I am in a revealing gypsy costume. A guy in a pirate outfit approaches me the second my husband steps away to look at something.) Random Pirate Guy: “Hello there, fair lady. I just wanted to give you this trinket and compliment you on your exceptional beauty.” (He kisses my hand, and slips a pipe-cleaner rose ring on my finger.) Random Pirate Guy: “Would such a fair maiden consent to possibly meeting me later today?” Me: “Um, that’s nice of you, but I’ll decline thanks.” (The pirate guy suddenly gets very offended, and I can tell he’s about to make a scene.) Random Pirate Guy: “Oh? Um, is there some reason you don’t want to talk to me?” Me: “I can give you three: One…” (I point to the stroller in front of me with my daughter in it.) Click Here :- icarebecauseiloveyou.blogspot.in/2013/10/oh-maiden-unfair.html
Posted on: Tue, 15 Oct 2013 09:30:10 +0000
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