Oh no, oh no, I am so embarrassed, I could just hide in my bathroom the remainder of the day!!!! Yesterday was such a great day (thanks to all of my Chubbalos), I decided to treat myself to a platter of nachos and a large bean burrito with extra hot sauce. I was clearly so overwhelmed with gratitude and joy that I forgot how hard Taco Bell is on my tiny clown tummy. Anyway, I went to an audition for an agent today. Everything was going great. I found the building. I smiled at the secretary. I even offered candy to everyone I met in the lobby! Things were looking promising, and then I stepped into my agents office. Turns out my agent doesnt believe in cleaning his office. Dust everywhere. I couldnt hold back my sneezes. As I went to shake his hand, I managed to sneeze on him and poop my overalls all at once! I was so embarrassed. I knew I smelled like poop and burritos, but I had to continue! Thanks to my great acting skills, I managed to get through the meeting and audition, but I doubt Ill be getting a call back. :-(
Posted on: Wed, 15 Jan 2014 20:35:03 +0000
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