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Oh-oh! My Daughter A man was telling his friend You wont believe what happened last night. My daughter walked into the living room and said, Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV and my laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or a pawn shop. Then, sell my car, take my front door key away from me, and throw me out of the house. Then, disown me and never talk to me again. Dont forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any charity you choose. Holy Smokes, replied the friend, she actually said that? Well, she didnt put it quite like that. She actually said, Dad, meet my new boyfriend, Mohammed. Were going to work together on Hillarys election campaign!
Posted on: Mon, 10 Mar 2014 02:21:16 +0000

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