Oh this is HYSTERICAL ... my husband walks into the Cumbys by our house the other morning at about 9. There are 3 people in line; a man, a woman and right in front of him, a young man with his pants literally below his ass. His tighty whiteys are just right out there. Joe taps him on the shoulder, HARD. Hey - do me a favor, he says. Pull up your pants. The kid says, You cant tell me what to do. Joe responds, This is a public place, and no one wants to look at your ass. F*** you the kids says, looking down at Joe. F*** ME? F*** ME, Joe says? He pokes the kid in the chest, holds the door open for him and says, You come on out here with me and try to F*** ME. The kid pulls up his pants, hangs his head, pays for his stuff and leaves without another word. The clerks and the other two people cheer and thank him. Joe says... in classic Joe form , Hey, Im old. I could die waiting here in line. I dont want his ass to be the last thing I see! Baa haa haaa!!!!
Posted on: Fri, 28 Mar 2014 19:59:26 +0000
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