Oh this is sooooo goooood! Dwight...what are you doing in there? Me...Why, whats it to ya! Dwight...I hear something like a spray can... Me...Yup, it is! Dwight....What are you spraying? Me...WD-40, Why? Dwight...What are you using WD-40 on??? Me...The door hinges since they squeak! Dwight...You arent serious are you? There is some graphite in the garage. Me....this is working just fine. Dwight...Well, you did that about 30 years ago on locks in the maintenance bays in not one but two bomb dumps in two countries! Me...That was a long time ago...and they didnt realize how easy it is with a can of WD-40...Im not taking the door apart and do each hinge. Dwight...you are gonna regret this! Me...no I wont, cause back then the temps dropped below freezing and froze the locks...Ill just keep the heat on in the house! Yes people, I was on lock maintenance and thought that the can of graphite looked to dirty for me to play in...so I grabbed the WD 40 and went to town on those big old locks that locked up bombs and missiles real tight. And yes they froze over the next day and NO ONE could get the maintenance bays open for a whole day - Id say they were locked up real tight! And get this one, I never got that stupid detail again! And they think blondes are dumb! How I made it on the flight line, Ive not got a clue...maybe thats why I got retrained into Communications (Info Technology)!
Posted on: Sat, 13 Sep 2014 18:59:26 +0000
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