Ohhhh Ive been dreading this day!!!!! Im about to leave for my appointment to test drive a new vehicle. Anyone that knows me, knows that I AM my truck. My truck is my whole identity. It holds dogs and kennels and pigs and bales of hay, etc. In the winter, it pulls puny ass cars out of ditches. And here I am, about to go test drive a puny ass car. I had gotten use to my 8mpg truck.... and now Im looking at a car with 38mpg. What am I going to do with that high of mpg? I dont go anywhere! And not to mention- no one is going to appreciate all the love detail in my truck. The bite marks on the steering wheel, the dog toe nail tears in the leather. The massive tree limb scratches running across the hood from off roading..... sigh... off roading.... never again. For I shall be a typical ass girl soon with a typical ass girl car. I might as well hang a typical ass floral lei and Mardi Gras beads from my rear view mirror. Barf. If this car doesnt blow my mind today, Im going to whine and whine and whine until Scott shoots me in the temple. Which would be legit because Im 90% sure no mini vans or typical girl sedans are allowed in hell. Okay Im done.
Posted on: Mon, 30 Sep 2013 14:26:32 +0000