Ohhs tadays was anutter bad day... Meeze not unnerstand, I am just a cute svelte, buttock swayin Gwiff. Smarties been training me in da art of da hunt and miss game...dis Is how da game goes... Smarties clips my leash and weeze goes outside ta da back gatez, Smartie den opens da gate Den Meeze goes in da hold position... Meeze body huggin smarties tree stump like leg wiff my side... Den Meeze strikes da Hidden Gwiffon , Crouching Gwiffigator position...dis excercizes is for attackin da squirrels or da birds by da bird water fountain and tree...but smarties keeps Meeze holdin until da squirrels and birds nose I am about too attack, giving dem enough time ta sound da alarms... So Meeze crouching huggin da tree stump leg when Smartie taps my side and says go..... Its a lot of fun but taday Mr Pants whos takes no responsibilities for my action left my six feet leach still clipped... So I get da tap and Meeze takes off, da leash is like a whip trailin behinds me as I round da corners by da bird baff da leash wraps arounds da sprinkler head and snaps.lol sprinkler head in tow Meeze runs all da squirrels from da yard... But nowz I broke anutter sprinkler head....ok, Meeze nose dats 5 sprinklas in 3 years but.. Well it was an accidents......OOPS MEEZE DONE IT AGAIN.da end...
Posted on: Fri, 17 Oct 2014 00:09:03 +0000
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