Ok - couldnt resist posting this joke - even tho Im the wife of a sheep farmer in nz: An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures hell have a little fun. Ventriloquist: Gday Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him? Kiwi: The dog doesnt talk, you stupid Aussie. Ventriloquist: Hello dog, hows it going mate? Dog: Doin all right Kiwi : (look of extreme shock) Ventriloquist: Is this Kiwi guy your owner? Dog: Yep Ventriloquist: How does he treat you? Dog: Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play. Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief) Ventriloquist: Mind if I talk to your horse? Kiwi: Uh, the horse doesnt talk either....I think. Ventriloquist: Hey horse, hows it going? Horse: Cool Kiwi: (absolutely dumbfounded) Ventriloquist: Is this your owner? Horse: Yep Ventriloquist: How does he treat you? Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements. Kiwi: (total look of amazement) Ventriloquist: Mind if I talk to your sheep? Kiwi: The sheeps a liar
Posted on: Mon, 21 Oct 2013 05:28:54 +0000
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