Ok, Ive been debating about posting this for a few days now. If you are opposed to potty-talk, scroll on! You wont enjoy this. Ive fought potty-talk for years - YEARS I tell ya. As a mom of three boys, the potty talk is always trying to force itself on every.single.conversation. NO POTTY TALK, is my constant, barking mantra. But the other night, my 8yo was constipated and decided to write a poem about it, and I just couldnt. I just couldnt fight it. I started to laugh, and laugh, and I couldnt stop laughing. Since one of my boys favorite sounds is the sound of Mommys laughter, I fear I will now NEVER be rid of potty-talk. Im also starting to fear that Im somewhat okay with that. Without further adieu? The masterpiece. (Though its actually much better when you can hear the enunciation). Theres POOP in my bum and I cant get it out. Im stranded on the toilet, without a DOUBT. Whats that brown stuff coming out? Its POOP, I said with a happy shout! *Lord forgive me.
Posted on: Tue, 20 Jan 2015 23:21:13 +0000
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