Ok. So Kim is a smart ass and gave me thirteen as my number: 1: I am a published poet. 2: I have slept in a bed less than I have slept outside. 3: I hit george hw bush with an egg. 4: I have been on the tv show cops. 5: I have been in five movies. 6: I am a combat veteran. 7: I was arrested and put on the no-fly list for protesting the current war on terror. 8: I have driven accross the country 12 times and hich-hiked accross once. 9: I lived in a schoolbuss in Hells Kitchen. 10: in 1984, thinking naughty thoughts about a girl in my school ( whos probly reading this) I gave myself friction burns in a rather uncomfortable spot. 11: I know you laughed at number ten. 12: I have died four times in the last eleven years. And lucky #13: I took psychology and there for some thing you didnt know about me is that *I* know that if I keep typing words, even random words, kerfluffle, that you will keep reading it. Really. Honest. Froinlaben. ( I mean, what the hell does that word even mean!?) Still with me? I knew you would be because studies show that a human that *can* read *will* read any words put in fron of them. Like now. Right this instant. Even though I am telling you to stop reading this, your eyes are drawn to the words. Splactacular isnt it? Youre still reading...
Posted on: Sun, 17 Nov 2013 18:05:29 +0000
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