Ok.....so Im driving home theoretically and literally attempting to get back to Sycamore Canyon in Dos Vientos, Newbury Park where the Teams are playing Ninja....! The Wind is wipping around and so Im weaving a bit down Highway 101 after Carpenteria, before Ventura and yes moving along .....I see the CHP car flying up behind me, Red light flashing! And so I pull over!.... This Cute 5 foot 5 inch Strawberry Blonde female officer walks up to driver side and attempted to greet me with a serious attitude that I took immediately! ........I explained that I just came back through a time Porthole from the Future and I dont want you to get my license as you are about to fall in love with me and leave that idiot boyfriend of yours, But God wants you to consider him over me!..... And yes Im better in bed, better with Children and yet......she stopped the conversation and simply said Holy Shit! You are Ninja Rick from Simi Valley!........She then said Thank You for assisting her and a fellow officer at a crash site I helped out on 5 years ago and she even kept my Card of my old Pager number ...777-3200. ......and yes, no ticket and yes now she has my new number, and yes She is Engaged! And Yes I might even help her buy a few homes....She asked me to get out of my truck ....walked with me out behind it, and gave me a really nice hug! Told me that took a lot of Courage to stop and assist trained state Troopers , and then I showed her two Ninja moves that might help her, she gave me a fist pump and said Thanks for the Story and the secret information, and my bumper stickers made her Smile as her Daddy was a Marine burried in SanDiego!..... I told her I wont share her name, but Im definitely sharing the story!
Posted on: Thu, 27 Mar 2014 15:25:27 +0000
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