Ok, so. Satan, who was one of the most beautiful angels ever created, says to God: Frig off, Lahey. Im not gonna do what you say anymore. God rewards this behavior by building Satan his own playground, where Satan can go play bozo ball to his hearts content, with the rule that he has to generally be a huge cock to everyone else who gets sent there. Torture, etc. God gives him free reign over this playground, kind of a do whatever you want, so long as youre doing it sort of thing. Satan, the dude who told God, ostensibly the most powerful being in existence at the time to get bent, goes: .......well, alright. I mean, I guess I can do that. That sounds good, then. Well go with that. -pause- But Im not doing it for you, Im doing it because I like to be a prick, so suck on THAT lemon. To which, God replies: Meh. But remember: he loves you, he just created this really shitty place hes gonna send you if you dont love him back, moderated by a total asshole who was given that place because he was a total asshole. Makes total sense.
Posted on: Thu, 30 Oct 2014 22:47:30 +0000
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