Ok, so if anybody is searching for a memorable prank to pull this Aprils Fools Day, heres one that works like a charm: Run up to a friend or loved one and, trailing puddles of blood behind you, scream DEAR GOD IM PROFUSELY BLEEDING FROM MY ASSHOLE!!!, then wait patiently as they start to scream and try calling an ambulance, which is when you point in their face and LAUGH and lift up your shirt and say HA! APRIL FOOLS! IM BLEEDING OUT OF SELF-INFLICTED STOMACH WOUNDS I JUST GAVE MYSELF, NOT MY ASS YOU LOSER! and theyll be like OOOOHH, you got me! and then youll both llaaaauuuuuggghh and laugh and laugh and then youll drop the knife you used to stab yourself because youre bleeding out and then theyll start screaming again and then youll die
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 14:18:10 +0000