Ok, so last night, we went to a drag show and Im sitting in the back with my friends. The drag queen host walks to the end of the stage sees me and says, Oooh, youre cute! How tall are you? So I say Im 48. (Rounding down a half inch for dramatic effect, of course) :) The whole room turns to look at me when she exclaims oh wow! 48!!! That is little! Well, you are gorgeous! Do you have a boyfriend? I say no. She then asks if Im a lesbian and have a girlfriend. I say no. Then she says, so, no boyfriend, no girlfriend, you are just so cute, why dont you have a boyfriend? Everyone stops and stares at me, and I cant think of anything to say. And without missing a beat, my two boys say almost in unison... She only dates gay men Which got a good response from the crowd. I look at them... And think to myself... Yeah, well, then theres that. I love my boys. They know me. With Drew Burgin, Brendon Gantner, Brian M Wood, Zachary Jaydon,
Posted on: Sun, 30 Mar 2014 16:26:52 +0000