Okay. Here it goes here is what happened this morning. That had me - TopicsExpress

Okay. Here it goes here is what happened this morning. That had me so flustered...I have been given the okay to post about it from the hubby, who just called and was LAUGHING SO HARD, the guys at work wondered why he spit his coffee out..... oh how I would love to know what they said....or maybe not... he was dying from laughter on this one....glad he thinks its funny. SO, last night, per my post, I was exhausted. EXTREMELY relaxed and exhausted after an emotional and painful day but I was ... finally not stressed out. And I fell asleep. And slept straight through the night for an uninterrupted 7 hours of sleep. It was glorious....until I was suddenly woken up at 6 am, to a flashlight in my face, my dog freaking out and someone saying Mrs.Newell, are you okay?? Its Springfield Police and we are worried about you....are you okay????? Mrs Newell, please put your hands above the covers so we know you are arent armed... I realize this IS NOT PART OF A DREAM and there are two very handsome SPD police officers STANDING IN MY BEDROOM UPSTAIRS just mere feet from me.... And I realize then I had gotten cold in the middle of the night and was wrapped up in Curts blanket.....In some VERY light pajamas, nearly unclothed. .He then proceeds to say that I left my back and front door wide open and music playing and one of our neighbors was concerned......WHAT????? I AM BEYOND MORTIFIED AND PROCESSING THIS WHILE COVERING UP, but they wont let me move....they ask if anyone else is in the house, I assure them no. They ask where my kids are and husband. I tell them. They then say, we locked the back door for you and turned off the music. Im still in shock and mutter an apology and a thank you. Mrs Newell, are you okay and do you need anything? Im thinking how about a paper bag to cover my head and one of those memory eraser sticks they have in Men In Black?....I quickly share that I was in Vegas for a few days and was just exhausted. To which they reply well, that explains a lot, go back to sleep Mrs Newell.......hope you had fun in Vegas and are getting rest now Thank you officers, thank you..... I proceed to roll over, wait till I hear the front door shut and then I scream and start laughing hysterically. Text Kenny King and Crystal Prenevost....Kenny is literally dying and crying and walking me through this embarrassing moment. And Crystal,well she knows EVERYTHING......and one other friend, who I will not implicate because they were probably dying from laughter too and wont want to admit how funny it is this happened, talked me through it and my embarrassment and helped me see that I was not going to die from it and that REALLY GOOD things can happen, even when you wake up to two cute SPD officers in your bedroom and wonder which one of my friends sent them? as a joke and then realize, this is really happening!!! So there the story. The moral is, lock your back doors and turn.down your music and dont fall asleep. EVER.........