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Okay, Ill play the new FB game. 10 things you may not know about me: 1. I was an only child, raised on 40 acres of strawberry fields in Anchorage, Alaska. 2. I got into miniatures by building fairy houses out of sticks and populating them with dead bugs. 3. I once had a pet meal worm named Herbert. 4. Im a closet grammar Nazi and when people write that they are loosing weight it makes me want to stab them with a fork. 5. Despite appearances, I have a *very* dark sense of humor. 6. Im quieter in person than you would expect. This is because Im terrible at small talk. When I was younger, I communicated mainly via notes and mix tapes - Facebook is a perfect replacement for that. 7. I belong to an organization which I dont talk about, because some people I know think its full of arrogant, self-congratulatory assholes who do nothing but drink and talk about calculus. This is not true - I know nothing about calculus. (Im not talking about Fight Club). 8. If youre not sure if Im being sarcastic or clueless, always go with sarcastic. If youre not sure if Im being shy or antisocial, its a toss-up. 9. I have a scar on my lip - its from a cleft palate, but I dont care if people assume I was attacked by a ferret. 10. My favorite writers are: Hunter S. Thompson, Rita Mae Brown, Tama Janowitz, Marya Hornbacher, Bret Easton Ellis, and Bill Carter. I buy magazines, dont read them, then give them to the thrift shop. 11. I dont like rules.
Posted on: Thu, 14 Nov 2013 14:23:34 +0000

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