Okay, Ive finally mustered up the courage everyone. Im ready to come out to Facebook. As many of you (mostly my loved ones) have been aware for some time, I am actually a gay male elephant named Rick. Itll take a lot of getting used to, I know, but its for the best that everyone be aware. Ill not be responding to other names for a while, and if you see me squirting water in myself through my nose, know that I have some adjusting to do myself. If you need to reach me, just blow into a didgeridoo, as my large, fingerless feet now prevent me from typing. Ill see you all around the watering hole!
Posted on: Sun, 19 Oct 2014 04:36:46 +0000
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