Okay, Mercury, whatever. Back up, run me over if you must. Teach me stuff? Ha. Did I not already know the following? Apparently I needed to be told again: Dont drink and text. There is no way home except through New Jersey. Errol Flynn is not much of an actor. Thats not writing, its typing. No one understands Derrida. Facebook will say whatever it thinks you want to hear, which is not the same as changing its behavior. Youve had that boyfriend already. Theres a perfect parking space directly in front of your house late Sunday night because you are going to have to move out of it early Monday morning. If you assign long books you will also have to read them. The Pope doesnt actually like you. When you call a Liberal racist, he/she/they will say, Thats racist, and try to kill you. A Conservative will shrug and say, Thats human nature, and buy you a drink. There is no such thing as one cigarette. There is no good time to take the BQE. What if the brutal narcissist who cant be present is you?
Posted on: Tue, 21 Oct 2014 04:18:35 +0000
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