Okay… THATS IT! I am gving the kitties away to either a pack of traveling GYPSIES! OR? TAKKE-OUTEE! So then they will become TODAY, LUNCH SPECIAL! MOO-GOO-GUY-KITTEN! Cuz I have had it with them both! So this little ditty usually starts around 7:00 am…. And THAT being their annoying little meoooooowssss…. MEEEEEOWSSSS as one of them even took a DUMP! YES A DUMP ON MY COMFORTER! (that was actually a couple weeks ago when I came home, very late…… HAHAHH!) But this morning THE OLSON KITTIES both teamed up with again their very annoying MEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWW crap! Only this time it started at around SIX FIFTEEN IN THE MORNING! AND NOT SEVEN IN THE MORNING WHICH IS THE UPSPOKEN RULE OF THIS HOUSEHOLD! And of course with great hopes of waking up my big ass up so they could be fed! Which on second thought, I dont think the Olson twins REALLY eat…… AnyWHO! NOT FAIR! NOT FAIR I TILL YA! NOT AT ALL! Cuz SIX FIFTEEN IS WAYYYYYY TO EARLY! But I being the kind, gentle and understanding young(isn) man, and certainly very strong YET silent…. Sort of like James Dean….THANK YOU VERY MUCH! Again, THE STRONG, SILENT TYPE! AnyWHO, I being all those things, did get my butt out of my bed, WITH NEW BED LINENS I MIGHT ADD and feed them both! But here was/is the clencher! Yet please keep in mind that again it was WAYYYYYY TOOOOOO EARLYYYY FOR ME…… especailly when there are no substances in my blood stream….. Anyway, so while scooping out their damn wet food, which is like TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS A CAN, and into their stupid little kitty bowls which cost me a QUEENS RANSOM, I was also nibbling on some left over Pumpkin Pie AND MEAT LOAF from the night before! BUT? BECAUSE IT WAS WAYYYYYY TOOOOO EARLY! I CAUGHT MYSELF ALSO GENTLY SHOVULING DOWN WET CAT FOOD! YES! TASTE OF THE WILD WET FRIGIN, FELINE CAT FOOD! So my early morning breakfast consisted of some pumpkin pie, meat loaf, and CAT FOOD! OH MY GAWD! And then you kids wonder why I am BATCHTICRAZY? Or would that be CATCHITCRAZY? I AM NOT KIDDING YOU PEOPLE EITHER! And can I also add that THAT we cat food was… well…..hmmmmm… IT WAS WET! HAHAHHAHAH! Sort of reminded me of that night so very long ago that I slept with (although if the truth be known, we REALLY never slept. Although I did sort of dose off 22 minutes later….) And that would have been with IM SO LONELY MISS Lisa Pellineenee!-Girl! HAHAHHAHAH! OMG! THAT THING WAS VERY, VERY WET TOO! YET NOT VERY FLAVOURVUL! AND CERTAINLY NEEDED A LITTLE SUMPTIN SUMPTIN TO MAKE GIVE IT SOME FLAVOUR! OR AT THE VERY LEAST GO DOWN A BIT EASIER! Good GAWD GURL! TELL ME WHAT IT IS SO ILL KNOW HOW FLAVOUR IT!!! (that was NASTY BTD!!!) Im going back to bed now… Happy FRIGGN SATURDAY! And if any of you want two cats? LET ME KNOW! HAHAHAHHAH! HAHAHAHHA! XOOXOXOXOOXo brently
Posted on: Sat, 27 Dec 2014 14:20:27 +0000
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