Okay gang...I am not that big on writing about the personal stuff I do in my life (like what I ate for dinner or the car I drive, etc.), so dont look for too much of that stuff (there will be some of it but not a lot)...BUT there are just some things that seem so outragously weird/cool/fun that I will share them with you. For example... Tomorrow I am going to the doctors for them to run some big tests (nothing alarming here just an advanced regular check up). As part of those tests, the doctor needs me to take some laxatives today and only have liquids for the next 36 hours. Okay, thats fine. No big deal. But here is where it gets kind of interesting. I picked up the bottle of laxative and mixed my potion to drink. I am supposed to empty this entire bottle into 64 oz. of liquid and begin drinking it soon. I am to drink an 8 oz. glass every 15 minutes until all 64 ounces have been consumed. Still, not a big deal. Until I read the bottle info..!!!!!!!!!! The Laxitive bottle say it contains 14 SINGLE doses. Thats two weeks worth of doses, EXCEPT I have to drink the entire bottle in TWO HOURS. Whoa! That is TURBO LAX!!!! (not to be confused with Turbo Tax, thats another program). So, now I sit and wait (like Jeff Daniels in Dumb and Dumber. If you dont know what Im talking about, you really need to see the scene). So if I dont post anything tonight or tomorrow, you will know where I will be. Though now that I think of it, I can just use my tablet. Its portable and will go with me to any room I choose to rest in (Inbedded clue in last sentence). I was thinking of giving all of you a Step by Step progression of what will be happening to me, just like my tablet paintings, but the normal people I hang around with think that might be pushing it too far. So, instead enjoy the pictures and keep repeating to yourself Better you, Todd than me. Although for all you smug young people out there...YOUR TIME WILL COME. Thats a promise. TODD
Posted on: Mon, 10 Feb 2014 21:33:22 +0000