Okay, if nobody likes this joke, I just came up with, then my days as a comedic writer are over.....I promise. Okay, this guy walks in to Peggy ONeills in Palm Harbor (FL), with his dog. They find a seat at a high top table. The dog smokes one cigarette after another. After about 45-miunutes or so, the Bartender comes over to have a word with the guy. The Bartender says, Sir, may I speak with you for a moment? The guy says, Yes, I know....I keep telling my dog he can no longer smoke in a bar or restaurant in Florida, but he wont listen to me.....I guess I will just take him out front and tie his leash to one of the posts. The Bartender says, That wont be necessary, Sir. The dog can stay, but you must go. The customers have been complaining, for close to an hour, about how you smell....Sir, please leave.....the dog can stay.
Posted on: Sun, 06 Jul 2014 00:22:19 +0000
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