Old Man Winter And Miss Patch.. Its Been Another Year Folks.. - TopicsExpress

Old Man Winter And Miss Patch.. Its Been Another Year Folks.. ! /Nasty Mista Winta Is Inescapably Tightenin His Grip On Us.. ! Always Gotta Prepare For His Arrival.. ! Hes Mean.. !! Yesterday Was The First Step In Nurturing My Wonderful Miss Patch.. We Began With A Pleasantly Long Kiss Of Ravenous Lil Flames.. She Had A Lotta Weed Seeds In Her Skin That Needed Scorched Out.. ! Pulled All The Leftover Veggie Plants That Were Undoubtedly Deceased.. Then Gave Her A Nice Rakin With My Big Ol Red Rake.. ! Gettin All That Dead Skin Peeled Off Is A Must.. ! Gunna Give Miss Patch A Leafy Manure Bath This Year.. Need To Get Some Nitrogen In Her Bones.. Shes Hungry.. ! An Earned Reward For Providin Me With Such A Rich Bounty This Year.. ! Tore Out All My Old Weed Block And Tomato Cages Next.. That Caused My Ladies To Give Miss Patch A Scratch.. She Always Enjoys A Good Chicken Scratchin.. ! /Gets The Bugs Out Ya Noe.. !! Had Eight Curious Visitors Show Up Whilst Winterizing.. Came To Investigate The Curious Noise Of The Ditch Burner.. ! Walked Clear Across The Field To See What It Was.. ! Theyve Never Heard Such On Odd Noise Before.. ! Once Up Close They Were Hooked.. ! Not Just By The Strange Sound Resonating Around.. But Also By The Allure Of The Tasty Aroma That Was Wafting About.. It Smelled Deliciously Scrumptious.. !! The Air Had Fragrant Tones Of Fire Roasted Tomatoes And Peppers.. ! Ones That Unfortunately Never Made It To My Kitchen.. I Tossed My Bovine Guests A Few Warm Tasty Treats Here And There.. ! Including A Coupla Crunchy Corn Stalks.. ! It Really Is Quite The Joy To Have The Curious Company Around.. ! I Get New Visitors Every Year.. ! They Definitely Provide Nuthin But /Smiles.. ! Miss Patch Is Gettin A Deep Tissue Massage With The Tiller Next.. ! Gotta Get Her All Mixed Up.. ! Then Gunna Give Her A Bath With Fresh Tap Water To Finish Her Off.. ! Its Quite The Process Indeed.. ! Cant Wait To Plant Next Year.. !! /Reap Whatcha Sow Neone.. !? /TNT

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