Old but gold! I couldnt stop laughing.. I was driving down the street in Minna, having just finished answering a call when a police man suddenly opened the passenger door, entered and jammed it. As usual he wanted something from me.. Then suddenly he saw the big Rothweiller dog-Jackie at the backseat with tongue stuck out staring fiercely at him. POLICEMAN: [Shaking] Ah! You carry dog? ME: [I bone face] Yes i carry dog, dat one na offense? POLICEMAN: [Feeling uncomfortable] Na where una dey come from? ME: From hospital POLICEMAN: Ehen! you sick? ME: No, na person wey d dog bite we go greet POLICEMAN: [Terribly shaken by now] Ehen! but why d dog dey shake head like dat? ME: Naso im dey do if e wan bite person POLICEMAN: and d dog know you? ME: Yes nah, no be my dog? POLICEMAN: [Sweating] This your door, how you dey open am? ME: how you take enter? POLICEMAN: Abeg! Na since i dey try open am but e no open [The dog was now getting impatient and gave a small grunt, its tongue almost touching the policemans left ear] POLICEMAN: [Now sliding forward] Oga i take God beg you, open the door for me make i comot, i no go collect anything from you [I opened the door for him and he jumped out, the last thing i heard him say was] POLICEMAN: God punish you idiot, e no go ever better for you and your yeye dog, wicked man..
Posted on: Fri, 21 Mar 2014 07:24:34 +0000
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