Older Women ~~~ She walked up and tied her old mule to the hitching post. As she stood up there, brushing some of the dust from her face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and and a bottle of whiskey in the other. The young gunslinger looked at the old woman and laughed, Hey old woman, have you ever danced? The old woman looked up at the gunslinger and said, No, I never did dance; never really wanted to. A crowd had gathered as the gunslinger grinned and said, Well, you old bag, youre gonna dance now. And with that started shooting at the old womans feet. The old woman prospector, not wanting to get her toe blown off, started hopping around... everybody that had poured out of the saloon was laughing. When his last bullet had been fired, the young gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon. The old woman turned to her pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled shotgun and cocked both hammers. The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air. The drunken crowd stopped laughing immediately. The gunslinger heard the sounds too, and he turned around very slowly. The silence was almost deafening. The crowd watched as the young gunman stared at the old woman and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels, as they were aimed directly at him. The barrels never wavered in the old womans hands as she quietly said, Son, have you ever kissed a mules ass? The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, No mam, but Ive always wanted to. THERE ARE A FEW LESSONS: 1 - Never be Arrogant. 2 - Dont waste Ammunition. 3 - Whiskey makes You think youre smarter than you are. 4 - Always, always Make sure you know who has the power. 5 - Dont mess with Old women; they didnt get old by being Stupid.
Posted on: Sun, 11 Jan 2015 21:09:57 +0000
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