Ole and Sven are walking down a street in Minocqua, WI., when they see a sign on a store that reads, Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, and trousers $2.50 per pair. Ole says to his pal, Looky here! Ve could buy a whole gob of dese, take dem back ta Dulute, sell dem to our friends, ‘n make a fortune. Now vhen ve go in dare, you be quiet, okay? Yust let me do da talkin becoss if dey hear yur accent, dey might tink vere ignrant ‘n try to cheat us. No vay deyll know vere from Minnesota. They go in and Ole says with his best Wisconsin accent, Ill take 50 of dose suits at $5.00 each, 100 of dose shirts at $2.00 each, an 50 pairs of trousers at $2.50 each. Ill back up my pickup and .... The owner of the shop interrupts, Youre from Minnesota, aint you? Vell...yah, says a surprised Ole, “Howd ya know dat!? Because this is a dry-cleaners......”
Posted on: Mon, 01 Sep 2014 02:46:32 +0000
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