Omg embarrassed! Bought new pair of shorts in phatpong market, look it up on google, its a famous area. Tried them on over my shorts, couldnt do up, but had shorts & belt on beneath. Thought theyll be great, ok for £3.50. Went for a tour visiting floating markets yesterday, put new shorts on... Bit of a muffin top, but ok. Obviously hot n sweaty here, so shorts stick to legs whilst wondering streets but thats ok, theyre a bit tight. Finished walking bit. Now we have a boat tour. Separated from my group, put next to handsome Italian stallion, have to get into boat. Misjudge step size, dont want to capsize the boat so head for bottom of boat. Nothing to hold on to, shit step further than thought, dont wanna fall in, rip... Shorts rip from seam to crotch & a little further fromOmg embarrassed! Bought new pair of shorts in phatpong market, look it up on google, its a famous area. Tried them on over my shorts, couldnt do up, but had shorts & belt on beneath. Though great, ok. Went for a tour yesterday, put new shorts on... Bit of a muffin top, but ok. Obviously hot n sweaty here, so shorts stick to legs whilst wondering streets but thats ok, theyre a bit tight. Finished walking bit. Now we have a boat tour. Separated from my group, put next to handsome Italian stallion, have to get into boat. Misjudge step size, dont want to capsize the boat so head for lower part. Nothing to hold on to, shit step further than thought, dont wanna fall in, rip... Shorts rip from seam to crotch & a little further... Pants flash, shit, sit down before anyone notices... Now, Do you stand up, joke, laugh and say omg, get out of the boat, flash you leg, and thankfully, pants, (not g string or commando) or cover up, place bag strategically over crotch, stay silent, hope no one notices and buy new shorts at market we have just visited?? I stay quiet, thinking I know no one, chat to Italian who, coincidently tells me not all Italians can cook... Whod a thought? Joke as we head out that Ive just ripped shorts, hell think Im flashing at him as I get out first otherwise, however, he cant hear very well due to engine noise, so I think Ill get off boat descreetly... Thankfully, did, told couple of dudes on my bus back to Bangkok, who find it highly amusing, and get dropped of at top of Khaosan road, its a 20 minute walk to my hotel, starting with the busiest market street in Bangkok! Shorts gaping open, carrying bag in very awkward way, ie in front of me rather than on shoulder... # oober embarrassed!! Probably flashing my arse on way down the street... At least they laugh behind my back! Got to hotel, head down speak to no one... Change shots, go buy more!! Very very embarrassing!!
Posted on: Sat, 18 Oct 2014 16:32:44 +0000
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