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Omg if i hear the word spooktacular one more time im going to anesthetize someone and remove 65% of their digestive system and wear it around all fabulous like im a movie star from the 50s on the red carpet and its a feather boa and paparazzi is simply eating it up flashbulbs going off everywhere why its a spectacular spectacle.. ..p.s. The red carpet is just the beige carpet in a marketing agency covered in bowel blood and the flashbulbs are just flash grenades that the salt lake city swat team is hurling at me and the paparazzi really is eating it up but they are actually just marketing professionals being held hostage and im force feeding them the other 45% of their bosses digestive system that wasnt good enough to make the cut for my glamorous boa. ... Oooh your 15% off car stereo equipment is soo spoooky
Posted on: Thu, 18 Sep 2014 16:54:52 +0000

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