On a golf tour in Ireland, Phil Mickelson drives his - TopicsExpress



          

On a golf tour in Ireland, Phil Mickelson drives his Mercedes into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. Top of the mornin to yer, sir says the attendant. Phil nods a quick hello and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. “What are those?, asks the attendant. Theyre called tees replies Phil.Well, what on the gods earth are dey for? inquires the Irishman. Theyre for resting my balls on when Im driving, says Phil Jaysus, says the Irishman, Mercedes thinks of everything!.
Posted on: Mon, 24 Mar 2014 21:08:27 +0000

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