On my drive to Livonia, MI today, a bingo bus full of women discovered a new restaurant on the Ohio Turnpike with what appeared to be a very complicated menu - its called McDonalds. Honest to Pete, I have never seen so many people baffled by a fast food menu. As they went from menu board to menu board - which by the way were identical - I started answering their questions in my head, and my little conversations went something like this: Lady: Do you have those sandwiches that wrap up? Me: Theyre called wraps. Lady: Do you have hot chocolate? Me: Its 79 degrees and humid outside! Lady: What is Southern-style chicken? Me: Chicken cooked south of the Mason-Dixon Line. Lady: Whats the difference between crispy chicken and grilled chicken? Me: Seriously?!?!?! Please tell me youre kidding. Lady: What sizes of drinks do you have? Me: Awe, cmon lady! No matter what size you get, youll ask the bus driver to stop at the next rest stop!!! At this point, I changed my order to a Happy Meal with beer, and instead of a toy, Prozac!!!
Posted on: Wed, 13 Aug 2014 00:17:27 +0000
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