On the Track of Bigfoot One rainbow day, our class went hiking along the morecambe River. Like all wild and crazy hikers, we were ready for any emergency. In our backpacks, we carried dreadlocks, doritos, and one winkle picker. As we walked along the trail, jackson the rabbit noticed a(n) pink footprint. “Do you think a(n) muppet made these tracks?” jackson the rabbit asked. “No, but lets follow them anyway,” suggested Melissa Husband. We launched for hours. Then I screamed, “OMG!!! I think I see a huge butt cheek .” “WAHOOOOO!” we heard someone say. It was the law. “the law!” we screamed. “We thought you were a huge butt cheek !” “Do I look like a huge butt cheek ? Well, as long as youre all here, you can help me look for chavs. There are lots of them here along the morecambe River. We can take them back to school and study them under our microscopes.” “WAHOOOOO!!” everyone said.
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