On the radio today, I heard that the Tilted Kilt has snaked its way into Nashua. For those that have never been to this establishment, let me sum it up for you...boobs, bellies and kilts (heads up - no scottish food.) So I have decided that enough is enough, I am tired of restaurants capitalizing on the objectification of women. Men should..in all fairness to the species... also be objectified. I am will be launching a Kickstarter campaign for The Glass Man-agerie. It will feature amazing food that is beyond the burger, cocktails to die for and every day is ladies night. The staff will be all men fitting the following description (no exceptions:) Channing Tatum measurements, Bradley Cooper... will be an employee... Ill find a way...., Brad Pitt facial features, rock hard abs and buns, no acne and quaffed to perfection.Just like in those restaurants, measurements will be taken each week to ensure the company branding. Flirting with the customers will be required but the uniform of micro shorts and skinny tanks will remain on. This is not a strip club but a food establishment!
Posted on: Mon, 02 Jun 2014 17:02:29 +0000
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