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Once there was a Mature Woman who decided to visit the deli @ a local grocery store. She had her heart fixed on some low-sodium turkey so she could add it to a salad just the way she likes…As she waited patiently, a handsome young brotha behind her asked, “Ma’am, have you tried the turkey-ham, it’s really tasty and good for you too?” The young man escorted the Mature Woman over to the “refrigerated meats” where she could get a glance first hand. The Mature Woman exclaimed, “510 mg of sodium! Are you kidding me!! Sista’s have to watch out for too much sodium to keep our ankles from swellin’.” The youngster replied, “I’ll put some hickeys on those ankles!” She asked the handsome young man if he was flirting with her. He happily replied, YES! The Mature Woman didn’t know whether to be insulted, or flattered so she asked the youngin’ if he had a church home. He said no, as he is new to town. The Mature Woman stayed steadfast with the low-sodium turkey and all the youngin’ got was AN INVITATION TO CHURCH! -names of persons & places have been omitted to protect the innocent :)

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