Once upon a time there was a man that planted sunflowers. (My husband...not to name names though!) This man took great care preparing the soil, tugging away the noxious weeds. He took precious time out of each day to water and attend to his sunflowers. The sunflowers soaked up the sunlight generously to please their planter. Soon the days passed and the beautiful sunflowers grew and grew. The man could hardly wait to harvest his handiwork and enjoy his tasty reward. But...he waited patiently and knew that Soon would be the day to enjoy the toil of his labors. On Monday however, he noticed the sunflowers had grown so tall that their heads were laying on the fence. Oh dear, dear the man ( my husband) exclaimed to his beautiful, perfect, loving wife. (Hmmmmm.....?) He must protect his beautiful plants from predators. So he took great care in moving the heads from the fence as the squirrels watched from all the pine trees in horror. Saturday came (today) and the man (my husband) hurried outside with a joyous jump in his step. Drats...those nasty squirrels had outsmarted him and somehow removed all the hug sunflower heads and stole all the seed. Heads and seeds were nowhere to be found -Except for a few shells on the ground. Well, this man ( my husband) was so over rot that he complained about those crafty squirrels all day. His loving, perfect, beautiful wife (hmmmmmm.....?) walked out to the back yard off and on all day and secretly winked at those crafty little fluffy creatures. Now you have your winter storage she thought and the man (my husband) will be too distracted to notice the Christmas shopping I have already started. The end
Posted on: Sat, 05 Oct 2013 23:53:33 +0000
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