Once upon a time there were two preachers who loathed one another. One day one of them said to the other, I bet you couldnt preach extempore on any subject I gave you. I bet you I could, said the other. OK, said the first, Ill leave a card in the pulpit on Sunday. Whatever is on that card, youve got to preach on it. No problem, said the other one, and I tell you what - Ill find an appropriate text as well. So there! Well, Sunday came, and the first preacher thought to himself, Ill fix that so-and-so. Hell never be able to preach on this. And on the card he wrote one word - CONSTIPATION - and he put the card in the pulpit. At the proper time in theservice, the second preacher went up into the pulpit, turned over the card, and thought for a moment. Then he said, My text today is from the Book of Exodus - And Moses took the tablets, and went down the mountain....
Posted on: Thu, 28 Nov 2013 07:12:12 +0000
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