One afternoon in the Arctic, a father polar bear and his son polar bear were sitting in the snow. The son polar bear turned to his father and asked, Dad, am I 100% polar bear? The father polar bear replied, Of course, son, youre 100% polar bear. A few minutes pass, and the son polar bear turns to his father again and says, Dad, tell me the truth. I can take it. Am I 100% polar bear? No brown bear or panda bear or grizzly bear? The father polar bear replies, Son, Im 100% polar bear, your mother is 100% polar bear, so you are definitely 100% polar bear. A few more minutes pass, and the son polar bear AGAIN turns to his father and says, Dad, dont think your sparing my feelings if its not true. I gotta know -- am I 100% polar bear? The father polar bear was distressed by this continued questioning and asked his son, Why do you keep asking if youre 100% polar bear? Because Im freezing!
Posted on: Sat, 23 Nov 2013 14:54:32 +0000