One day at the end of class, a teacher Mr. Ofoka asked the whole class to go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story. The following day Mr. Ofoka came into the class and asked for the first volunteer to tell their story. little Suzy raises her hand and was asked to go ahead. My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road. Then Mr. Afoka asked for the moral lesson of the story. Suzy replied, Dont keep all your eggs in one basket. Next is little Lucy. Well my dad owns a farm too and every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched. Mr. Afoka also asked for the moral lesson of the story. Lucy replied Dont count your eggs before theyre hatched. The last person was little johnny. Johnny started like this: My uncle Tedra fought in the Vietnam war; his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed with only a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete. On the way down he drank the case of beer. Unfortunately, he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran out of bullets, so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. The blade of his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands. Mr. Afoka looked at johnny in shock and asked if there is possibly any moral lesson to his story. Johnny replied, Dont Bleep with uncle Tedra when hes been drinking!
Posted on: Sat, 18 Jan 2014 15:15:33 +0000
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