One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, Lord, I have a problem! Whats the problem, Eve? Lord, I know youve created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but Im just not happy. Why is that, Eve? came the reply from above. Lord, I am lonely. And Im sick to death of apples. Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you. Whats a man, Lord? This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. Hell lie, cheat, and be vainglorious; all in all, hell give you a hard time. But, hell be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will provide you with companionship and satisfy your desires. Yet, hell be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He wont be too smart, so hell also need your advice to think properly. Sounds great, says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. Whats the catch, Lord? As I said, hell be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring, youll have to let him believe that I made him first. So, just remember: its our secret. Woman to Woman. :) :)
Posted on: Mon, 03 Feb 2014 15:26:53 +0000
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