One liners that got Jay Leno fired... by the White House! I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but I dont want to get audited by the IRS. It is not looking good for President Obama. Today his teleprompter took the fifth. On NSA surveillance: We wanted a president who listens to all Americans - now we have one. On a new IRS commissioner: Hes called acting commissioner because he has to act like the scandal doesnt involve the White House. On closing the Guantanamo prison for terrorists: If he really wants to close it, turn it into a government-funded solar power company. The doors will be shut in a month. Concerning the Benghazi , Associated Press, and IRS scandals: Remember in the old days when President Obamas biggest embarrassment was Joe Biden? On Obama saying he didnt know about the IRS scandal: He was too busy not knowing anything about Benghazi to not know anything about the IRS. The White House has a new slogan about Benghazi : Hope and change the subject. Its casual Friday, which means that at the White House, theyre casually going through everybodys phone calls and records. Fox News has changed its slogan from Fair and Balanced to See, I told you so! On Obamas commencement address: He told the young graduates their future is bright unless, of course, they want jobs. On a Chicago man who set a record for riding a Ferris wheel: The only other way to go around and around in a circle that many times is to read the official report on Benghazi . On White House claims of ignorance on the scandals: They took Dont Ask, Dont Tell out of the Pentagon and moved it into the White House. These White House scandals are not going away anytime soon. Its gotten so bad that People in Kenya are now saying hes 100 percent American. Now the last, and I think best!— When President Obama tells the Russians he will ruin their economy, they had better listen. This guy knows how to ruin an economy.
Posted on: Fri, 18 Apr 2014 04:33:28 +0000