One night a guy goes up to a little restaurant and see a woman sitting out side smoking a cigarette he walks up to her and ask how are things going? she said just fine. then the man started to flirt with her and she told him that she has a boyfriend and to leave her alone. but the man kept on and she was getting real mad and wish this guy would go on some where else. then she tells him i got to take my meds. he ask what kind of meds? she said its for her heart. so she starts to put her hand in her purse and grabs a small spray bottle with liquid heat in it. and the guy is still asking questions so she holds the bottle up out of the bag tells the man to go on or she would make him look like he wet his paints. the man said go right a head thinking its just water. so she said ok and stated to soak all over the middle of his paints. the guy looks at so thats nothing ooooooh helllllll its burning its burning!!!! ran in the restaurant to the bathroom yelling oooooooooh my god oh my god trying so hard to wash all of it off. the waitress yells what the hell are you doing? the man yells call the fire department im on fire!!!!! so the waitress called and they came and the went into the bathroom seeing the guy standing there with a toilet brush and a big hand of soap. the woman the man pissed off walks in and said was it good for you as it was for me? the man never went back to that side of town ever again.....DONT EVER DISRESPECT A WOMAN OR YOU WILL REGRET IT.
Posted on: Fri, 19 Jul 2013 21:45:22 +0000
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