One of my absolute favorite jokes: There are Three Horses at Woodbine Race Track talking in the stables about the other horses and showing off their lineage. The First Horse boasts I am the Great Great Grandson of Secreatariat! I am the fastest horse around and I just won 6 of my last 10 races! The Second Horse snorts and replies: I come from a long lineage from the Legendary Northern Dancer! I am the fastest horse here and won 7 of my last 10 races! The Third Horse goes to open her mouth when a Greyhound walks by and says: Sorry to interrupt, but I heard the conversation and you guys know NOTHING! I am a Greyhound - the FASTEST creature on the PLANET! I can run FASTER than a CHEETAH and I won all 10 of my last 10 races! You are nothing compared to me! With that the Greyhound, holding its tail high, walks out of the Stables into the sunlight. The Three Horses are DUMBFOUNDED and a silence creeps over the Stables until the Third Horse finally clicked her tongue and said.... Well WHADDYA KNOW ---- A TALKING DOG!!!:
Posted on: Thu, 13 Nov 2014 21:44:28 +0000
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