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One of the funniest things Ive read lately: I pass the table where the guy invites me to join a group cleanse hes leading. For $179.99 I can not-eat not-alone... not-gonna-happen. Theyre doing the cleanse where you consume nothing but lemon juice, cayenne pepper and fiber pills for 10 days, whats that one called again? Oh, yeah...anorexia. I went on a cleanse once; it was a mixed blessing. On the one hand, I detoxified, I purified, I lost weight. On the other hand, I fell asleep on the highway, fantasized about eating a pigeon, and crapped my pants. I think Ill stick with the whole eating thing.
Posted on: Sun, 23 Nov 2014 04:45:15 +0000

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