Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Einstein (1872). He who says nothing last forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Isaac Newton (1904). He who fully unwraps a sharwama completely before eating it cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864). Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything - Martin Luther King Jnr (1900). Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain of fire member - William Shakespeare (1788). Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904). He who ask for stew on top of jollof rice has trust issues - Alexander the III (1709). He who refuses to classify Agege bread and Akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther king Jnr (1931).Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder....Obasanjo(1999)Drinking Garri doesnt mean youre poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is Poverty- Queen Elisabeth (1893).He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry- (Sir Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe 1947)Nigeria was never on the map when God said LET THERE BE LIGHT -(Buhari 1980)No mata how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam. -Goodluck Jonathan (2013)Any toilet wey clean never jam correct shit -Bola Tinubu (2011)Anyone that reads this without laughing, that person is looking for a job - Lord Lugard (1914)
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