Only me! Coming home from Big Star 97 Memorial Jam in Ft Worth tonight, headed back to Dallas in the rain. Everyone that knows me knows I have the bladder of an english pea, and have to stop every 30 minutes. Well, of course when the urge hit tonight, I was in da hood! I mean, Forest Lane part of da hood! Pulled into Race traK.......ran in....ran back out, started truck headed down Forest Lane...then dead stop traffic.....cars pulled every direction, people running back and forth across the street, screaming and yelling. Here I am thinking...Holy Sh*t...I just drove up in the middle of a gang fight, and can I slink down in the seat far enough in case of stray bullets, and still see over the steering wheel? Well to my surpise.........wasnt a gang fight at all. There was a woman.........totally NEKKID running out in the street,, stopping traffic and doing the dirty dance up against the hood of everyones car! I was still trying to make sure windows rolled up and doors looked, because there was no way in hell this crazy chick was jumping up in the truck with me, when and ambulance shows up.........and crazy nekkid chick takes off running. The last thing I seen was in my rear view mirror, a nekkid woman running down Forest Lane...........with lights and sirens chasing after her. LOL Only me and only in Dallas.
Posted on: Mon, 26 May 2014 03:52:41 +0000
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