Oooooh......Hello everybody, it’s me here again. I’ve not been on here for a while as I’ve just been so busy at the salon. Any way the reason I’m here is to share a bit of tasty gossip with you. I’ve just taken mine out down Yeadon High Street........No not that you dens of iniquity, my pet poodle Elton!! As I got down to the bottom......watch it you filthy minded beasts, there was such a to do going on outside that new bar Penny Black. It seems that there’s a turn on there tonight called Idle Elvis, nice boy I believe!! Anyway there’s all these people standing on the pavement outside the bar. I could just see through the window and the place was empty apart from those two minxes Linda and Karen who were being given a good one by the security man.......nooo!! not that, a good telling off I meant, what are you all like? I happened to see Elvis leaning crouched down by the wall having a quick one.....a cigarette....a cigarette!! I said to him I said, “here Elvis why aren’t you in there singing?” He told me apparently he’d just started his version of All Shook Up, when Linda (who’d had a few shandies already in Wetherspoons) threw her knickers at him!! The place had to be evacuated because they all thought the Safety Curtain had come down over the stage. She is a minx.........I’m off now to watch Downton.......toodleooo.........
Posted on: Sun, 29 Sep 2013 19:56:00 +0000
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