Oops, you did it again, cousin Leenda! I pray for nice Summer, here in Warsaw, dust relax, milking da cows behind da house, after I push leetle Wally away from dem, and making da nice cucumbers and cream from da garden for Stosh, his favorite, and going to Mass tree times a day, den I hear from big newspaper lady, Dana. You dont know I know her, but you dont know nutting! She retire from interview all da rock stars, now she write to me on da facebook ting! Yep! I see her cute leetle face in da stupid K Group photos, I friend her, and vat you know? Vat else she got to do after all her art project and help plan son wedding, and travel to Hell and back wid her boyfriend Eddie? She write to me! Ha! So, more scandal it is for you! Sweet Judy, who dont know no better, and try to be nice and haf all da K girls come to town, except da smart one, Heffner, who know better and stay hide in Florida. And dat Sandi who got smart long ago, and dat first Nancy, she stay outta da picture, too. So Judy open her home to Kowalewski, nice Polish girl, and dat Mary Lamb who come in all high from da altitude vere she live. And two of dose trashy Hollywood girls come, HELL in and Fancy Pantsy Nancy Satellite Lady, and all da hell break loose! Sin, sin and more sin all over da place! Poor Cliffy who we love, he hear about picnic and parties and he go straight up to Heaven to get away from dose crazy girls, but still dey follow him to da funeral home, and da Mass and tell all da goofy stories and blah blah blah, everyone say he look so good, but I hear he dust look embarass from dose girls! He had enuff of dem in Hollywood! Vell, we miss him so much, but he safe now, and Stosh do 20 ejaculations for his soul... So, picnic happen and vat I see? No McCabe, no Squirt Boys. Good, I say, dey hide from da clutches and da grabbing of my cousin. But vat I see next in pictures? Old man playing trumpet, and dere dat Leenda is, stuffing money down underpants right on his kielbasa! Dis is elder abuse!!! First da young ones, den da old ones, you haf no shame!!!! I tink I got da AFIB, too, after I see dat, my heart pound faster dan leetle Wally pounds on da sheep! Leenda, we cant afford no pace a maker wid Stoshs job of cleaning all da local out houses! Vat I can do??!! So! I holding my poor chest, and I keep scrolling (Wally teach me dat word!) and MORE PICTURES, I gonna die for sure! Dere all 83 of you Bimbos pile in Judy house, on da porch, in da gazebo, on da deck, in da yard, in da garage, in da laundry room, in da kiitchen, in da basement, in bof bafrooms, laying on all da furniture, eating like pigs all da food, drinking like herring, disgusting! Two of da brave men come, to make sure you behave, but den all dat Ken and Eddie do is sit and talk and eat all da pierogi like old dzia dzias in da kitchen, and all hell break loose as usual! You take 171 shameful pictures, and I see dem all, and now I tink I haf cataracts!. Sticking out do boobs and da dupas, making da faces, giving da finger, all da cameras musta broke! You all da social security age now, you no learn nutting since high school, still da village idiots! You probly had some of dem come to you udder home in HO ton Lake to hide from da cops,, and dey all do dis and dat around town and up nort, and scare some more poor people wid dere antics, stealing crowns and pretending dey are Miss Warsaw...I dont know, Dana not post any more, tank God. So my Summer is ruin, and you haf no idea, you just go on your crazy way, goofing around, and making more crimes for poor Leetle Judge Nicholas to defend you. Cousin Borat say we should excommunicate your from family, but I say, look, she has da mustache like all our women, she is blood. And vat I get for loyalty? My Summer is ruin! ACCHH!!! Your cousin wid a broken heart and I not kidding! Zusia Magdalena Aereola Regina Nervana Hippolita Dombrowski Oh, I see da
Posted on: Mon, 07 Jul 2014 20:53:25 +0000
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