Over five thousand years ago Moses said to the children of Israel pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised-land. Nearly 50 years ago, Harold Wilson said, Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised-land. Then Gordon Brown stole your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land. Now David Cameron has loaned my shovel to a third World country, (he hasnt realized yet that WE are now a third World country), raised my fuel bills, lent my money to a crowd of incompetent, greedy bastard merchant bankers and increased Vat to 20%. I got so depressed last night I called the Samaritans, they diverted my call to a call centre in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane :)
Posted on: Thu, 14 Nov 2013 20:27:50 +0000
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