Oy... NOAH. Ummmm......... SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER If you want to see it (you shouldnt), and havent (dont), then you know what to do. We had a date night last night, so on behalf of all our friends, we sacrificed our evening to let you know that... - Noah as a boy watched his fathers (Lamech) murder. - discarded snakeskin has magical properties. - rock people. new sub-title: Galaxy Quest Meets Transformers In The Ancient World. - fallen angels are watchers ... who take care of Cains descendants? seriously? * oh yeah...they have a huge change of heart, taking Noahs side. - Noah as evil, infanticidal misinterpreter of Gods plan for world destruction. * he pretty much says so straight up: hes not righteous, but hell get the job done. * sounds like the description of a mafia hitman. - 2 of Noahs sons dont have wives. - correction, none of them have wives, but * Shem (oldest) gets a wife who is actually his stepsister who is barren-but-isnt. - Methuselah (Noahs grandfather) is a cave-dwelling gnome who has magic powers. * barren girl? no problem... - middle son (Ham) is in serious hormonal angst over not having a wife. * almost gets a wife, but Noah deliberately lets her die -- trampled to death. - a stowaway on the ark. - Noah wants to kill Shems and Ilas (thats the stepsister-now-wife) twin daughters. * because man is not supposed to be part of the new post-Flood world, donchaknow. - amazing, a pregnancy that both begins and ends during the 6 months at, um, sea.
Posted on: Sun, 30 Mar 2014 12:39:28 +0000
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