PAPPU-SHAHZADE KE BHONDU KISSE When National Shahzada Pappu opened his mouth for the first time in September 2005, it was clear how much he is worth for. Then 34 years old, he claimed to Tehelka that had he so desired, he would have become Prime Minister even at the age of 25 (in 2005, Congress did not enjoy majority in LS !!) !! While enjoying support of Lalloo-Mulayam duo in Parliament, he rubbished the ordinance at Press Club of India in Sept. 2013 meant to protect the duo ! One President of a small country (as described by him) in Hamburg explained to him how India could not survive without aid, laid out pointwise and our Pappu was convinced like anything ! Pappu was now matured enough. Our Pappu Shahzada, now a seasoned politician, partied whole night in a Delhi farmhouse immediately after terror attack in Mumbai in 2008 at a pre-wedding ceremony of Capt. Satish Sharmas half-Italian son. Wedding was attended by the entire family in Mumbai while several other families had cancelled festivities to mourn the tragedy. Pappu Shahzada shocked into disbelief the then US Ambassador Timothy Roemer by raising a bizarre claim that radicalised Hindu groups posed much greater danger to the unity and integrity of the nation. When the shrewd diplomat scratched Pappus brains (hope he has one !) whether it was not LeT, Pappu Shahzada insisted, it is Hindu Groups alone who are going to disintegrate the nation !! He found Gujarat CM much more polarising than even Osama Laden ! While speaking on Indo-US Civil Nuclear Agreement in LS in 2009, he declared, I spoke about two poor families-one of them was called Mrs. Kala. She said, she had diversified her income sources and used that to bring up her nine children. Nuclear energy acts as Kalas main crop... In November 2010 while speaking at LN Mishra University in Darbhanga, he told students they would have to change Gujarat (not Bihar please !) if they wished to change India !! No wonder, he was booed and booted out by students. In Bhatta Parsaul at NOIDA, Pappu Shahzada claimed to have seen 74 mounds of ashes with dead bodies inside and women being mass-raped in the villages (mercifully not in these mounds !). Mounds turned out to be DUNG-HEAPS and mass-rape charges, utterly frivolous. During discussions on Lokpal Bill in LS, Pappu Shahzada demanded constitutional status for Lokpal, declared his demand to be a game-changer, the disappeared for long ! Shoot and scoot politics of Pappu Shahzada !! Pappu Shahzada exhorted Bengal youth in September 2013 to join politics in a big way because politics is everywhere. Its in your shirt, your pants !! Also in his undies !! Then Pappu Shahzada declared Congress to be a default programme of India as a computer...Congress come naturally to Indias ethos !! (How true, ironically !) Greatest of all is when Pappu Shahzada declared poverty to be state of mind ! For him, poverty does not mean scarcity of food, money or material things...if one possesses self-confidence, then one can overcome poverty !! Why the hell his Nani screamed GARIBI HATAO in 1971, why the hell MNREGA, FOOD SECURITY BILL... Quite ironically, BJPs PM-Designate NaMo did EXACTLY that !! He did overcome his poverty with his hard work and determination. Pappu Shahzada just missed it by a whisker before he could understand it !! Pappu Shahzada exhorted CII to build dream-roads whereupon strong people, strong forces could walk !!! I only wish, if he considers himself strong, he can very well walk on roads in Gujarat... Pappu-Shahzada has pledged his entire life to the nation...for that he shall not marry (notwithstanding Sukanyas and visits to Thai joints !) Ramakant Tiwari
Posted on: Thu, 21 Nov 2013 05:14:31 +0000
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