PF candidate for 2015: -I want to continue from where Micheal left! I want to continue with road infrastructure! I......I.......I........I.......I yes roads! Because roads are part of economic growth! I want to continue with where Michael left! He was a great man, the man of action! Announcer: its Question time now! The president will take all the questions down and answer later to save time! You can ask him now! UNZA 2013 graduate: Mr.........., will you continue with employment freeze also? Civil servant: Sir, will you continue with wage freeze also? Nurse: Will reinstate the fired nurse? Small Scale Farmer: Will you continue with delays in the distribution of farming inputs also? FODEP Director: Will you continue with the by-election policy? Human Right activist: Sir, I have a question, will you continue with Police brutality and the bias enforcement of the POA? Grand Coalition chairperson: Sir will you continue with Micheals view that we have a functioning constitution and their is no need for a new one? Will also insult those calling for the enactment of Micheals infamous peaple driven constitution as yapping? Muvi TV Journalist: Mr president, are you going to carry on with Mr Satas suppression of media freedoms eg the revoking of licenses for 2 radio stations because they are used by the opposition party leaders? Bwalya: Sir bushe mukalachita continue kubroker ba Chitimukulu from taking his rightful throne? Mubukwanu Sililo: Ndate what about the BLA of 1964, are you going to honor it? Sopo Nsipa: We want our two districts Itezhi-Tezhi and Chirundu back to Southern province as they were lucrative sources of income to the province! Will you reverse Micheals decision? Justin Mwanza: will your party continue denying our people their democratic right to have parliamentary representatives? And will the supreme court continue nullifying seats from Eastern Province? Labilani mushe ndaba Im a PF supporter! Pamela Chisanga: Sir, you said you are continuing where Mr Sata left from, are you continuing with the borrowing policy while we have a taxation system that allows companies such as Zambia sugar to evade tax at the expense of Zambians? Mini Bus Driver: beshe mukabeshapo ma fuel subsidies because bakamba apa fuel naidula sana? UNZA Lecturer/Political Analyst (in his heart): this is the end of PF rule because if he says No to all these questions, he would be seen as diverting from Micheals legacy/vision which he claim to want to continue! And if he says yes, who will vote for the so called continuity? Announcer (not looking at where the candidate is): Its Answer session now: Mr President you can answer your people. (no sign of someone speaking) Mr President!!! Mr President!!! M....r President!!! Call 911 or call for an ambulance? We need an ambulance! Help him! You open the doors! Open the doors! After 2 hrs in UTH: PF candidate: where am I? Who brought me here? Where are the people? What happened? I need to talk to the people! Please take me back!!! Campaign manager explains what happened and how he found himself there! PF candidate: I didnt know that this how rotten the party is in the eyes of the public! Micheal sold us! Kkkkkkkkkkkkkk Thats the legacy he left behind as President! As a father, minister, Lsk governor- impressive! But as president, the above is true! PF is hard to sell at the moment! Unless Ka public Sympathy chabe and the opposition doesnt manage to counter it well!
Posted on: Sun, 02 Nov 2014 12:49:12 +0000
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